Monday, October 18, 2010

Mark Twain Gems.....

    *  It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork. 

    *  Be careful about reading health books-you might die of a misprint.

    *  Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

    Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. 

    * When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. 

    * I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.  

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