Monday, November 8, 2010

Steven Wright.....

    I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

    One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said, “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read.”

    The sign said “eight items or less”. So I changed my name to Les.

    Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” and I said, “Hello, could I speak to Joey?”… They said, “Uh… I don’t think so… he’s only 2 months old.” I said, “I’ll wait.” 

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