Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Erma: Here Come the Buzzards!


    I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

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Erma: Here Come the Buzzards!


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Monday, January 25, 2010

Massachusetts or Chevy?

    Massachusetts elects a Republican who drives a truck with 200,000 miles on it. It’s a Chevy truck. Which is harder to believe? Massachusetts elects a Republican or Chevy makes a truck that can go 200,000 miles? - David Letterman

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Massachusetts or Chevy?


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Friday, January 22, 2010

Behind Every Successful Man.....

    Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. - Groucho

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Behind Every Successful Man.....


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Never Knows What to Get For Dad

    I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother. - Rita Rudner

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Never Knows What to Get For Dad


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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Eating Rice Cakes


    Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. - Dave Barry

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Eating Rice Cakes


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Monday, January 18, 2010

Rodney.....



    When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
    - Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney.....


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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Don't Use Tarot Cards!

    Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

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Don't Use Tarot Cards!


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Harry Reid

    Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is under fire for discussing whether or not President Obama has a “negro dialect.” Reid is also in trouble for saying Joe Lieberman “talks all Moses-y.” - Conan O'Brien

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Harry Reid


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Monday, January 11, 2010

    We have the best government that money can buy. - Mark Twain

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Saturday, January 9, 2010

Least Popular Boy's Names for 2009


    The most popular boys’ names in 2009 were Ethan, Noah, and Logan. The least popular boy name for 2009: Tiger Madoff Gosselin. - Jay Leno

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Least Popular Boy's Names for 2009


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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Jail Over Relatives.....

    A man in Sicily had himself arrested so he wouldn’t have to spend the holidays with his relatives. How many guys are going, “Why didn’t we think of that?” - Jay Leno

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Jail Over Relatives.....


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Joan Rivers Prevented From Entering Country

    Joan Rivers is reportedly very angry because on Sunday she was prevented from entering the country by airline security. Man, you should have seen the face she wanted to make. - Conan O'Brien

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Joan Rivers Prevented From Entering Country


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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Eighteen Years Behind


    I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. - Phyllis Diller

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Eighteen Years Behind


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Hitchcock-The Perfect Cure


    I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it. - Alfred Hitchcock

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Hitchcock-The Perfect Cure


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